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The Cruise · July 2026 · New Column
At Last, a Divestment Campaign We Can All Get Behind
Turkey and Egypt banned a cruise ship because its passengers were gay. The Harvard Idiot has launched a petition. Takes one to know one.
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At Last, a Divestment Campaign We Can All Get Behind
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How to Lose a War and Win the Nobel Prize
The Harvard Idiot · Foreign Affairs · Second Column
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How to Rank Three Idiots
The Harvard Idiot · Politics · Debut Column
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Harvard Law Hosts “Critical Conversations on Colonialism”; Invites Five Scholars Who Agree on Everything
Faculty Affairs · Viewpoint Diversity
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Harvard Lampoon Announces Closure. To Become Scientology Center.
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Harvard Launches Car Wash and Swimsuit Calendar to Address $2.2 Billion Federal Funding Gap
Administration · Climate Action
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HBS Gets Norway Pension Fund to Acquire Controlling Interest in Global Jellyfish Market
Finance · Ethical Investing
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Subcommittee Convenes for 47th Review; Pierogi Ruskie Found Exemplary
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Iran Threatens to Target American Universities; SJP Chapters Note They Were Already Handling That
Campus Safety · International Relations
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A Retraction and Apology From the Editorial Board: Notice on Professor Feldman
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