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The Harvard Lampoon Announces Permanent Closure
The Board determined that the only content it could publish without triggering immediate social ostracism and complete cancellation was the ingredients list of a Corn Flakes box. It has since been contacted by the gluten-free community.
By The Editorial Board of the Harvard Lampoon · 57 Mount Auburn Street, Cambridge, Mass.
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The Harvard Lampoon is real and has not closed. The building is real. The 4,000 percent figure is an estimate. The mask has not been verified. Caput in Arena does not yet have staff writers, which is why we are telling you this.