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Faculty Affairs Spring 2026
Faculty Affairs  ·  Collective Deliberation

Subcommittee Convenes for 47th Review of Campus Chant; Pierogi Ruskie Found Exemplary

The Subcommittee on Expression Review disposed of a matter under review between Items 2 and 4. The sour cream temperature was ideal. A portion set aside for Member (Jewish Community Liaison) was not collected. It has not been collected in forty-four sessions.
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The phrase is real. The definition is real. The settlement is real. The pierogi ruskie were unavailable for comment.

Faculty Affairs  ·  Executive Education  ·  Institutional Non-Response

Crisis Without Resolution: Advanced Frameworks in Institutional Non-Response

A Three-Day Intensive for Senior Leaders Who Have Already Tried Everything Else and Would Like a Certificate. Taught by Penny Pritzker, Senior Fellow, Harvard Corporation. Note: The instructor is currently in it.
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The Congressional testimony is real. The plagiarism investigation is real. The $2.2 billion funding freeze is real. The photograph exists. The instructor is real and remains in her position. The Editorial Board notes that no certificate of completion has been issued.