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Civic Affairs Spring 2026
Civic Affairs  ·  Federal Legislation

A Petition for the Establishment of National Celebrate Our Enemies Day, July 3rd

North Korea was considered and rejected. The Harvard Faculty of Arts and Sciences was referred to a subcommittee. The subcommittee has not met. Talking point kit included.
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The Lockerbie bombing is real. The proposed Harvard memorial is real. The holiday does not yet exist. North Korea’s application remains open.

Civic Affairs  ·  The Press  ·  Institutional Accountability

The Harvard Crimson Board of Overseers Candidate Questionnaire (Abridged for Clarity)

The Crimson submitted the following questions to all nine candidates. The original questionnaire was longer. It has eight questions. They are the same question.
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Question 5 appears verbatim. The reader is invited to determine what, if anything, required eleven weeks.